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30 April 2001

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Little guy takes on Microsoft and leaves court $90 richer
55 Incredible Facts
An end to global viruses--for good?
..."experts note that the problem has never been a technically difficult one--rather, it is a matter of encouraging users and companies to take the necessary steps."
Loftstory, le meilleur truc qui soit arrivé à la télé française depuis bien longtemps... Les candidats sont trop forts, mélange sensé plus ou moins représenter la jeunesse névrosée française.










Pétasse parisienne. Maman esthéticienne, père inexistant. Passe sa vie entre solarium et soirée paris 16ème. Se confie très vite malgré une façade de femme dynamique. Cherche désespérément le prince charmant après que sa dernière histoire (un italien) lui ai fait croire au marriage ("j'avais meme choisi le nom des enfants") alors qu'il voulait juste la shagger et passer 3 mois de vacances tous frais payés.
Névrosée ex grosse qui adore les gateaux, Julie se trouve vraiment très bonne. Elle fait des petits strip teases le soir devant se fenêtre et doit foutre les boules à tout le quartier. Exhibitionniste avouée, elle n'intéresse personne en raison de son faible QI et de son fort taux de gras.
Elle est la femme forte du groupe, celle qui a fuit la guerre et survécu à l'abandon de son père. Une carapace qui cache en fait un grand coeur sensible de mamam pour suicidaire (voir Steevy). Informaticienne, elle passe des petites annonces sur alt.sex.celibataire.lousers mais c'est pour rire.
Elle, c'est la sauvageonne du groupe. A mi chemin entre la bohémienne de fort boyard et Sheila dans ses grandes années, elle préfère la compagnie des chavaux et de sa maman plutot que celle des hommes de la ville. Ne se rase pas sous les bras, et parle de la mysticité de la vie. Son homme idéal est bucheron et déteste les PDs.
Ahhhh... Comment représenter la population française sans prendre une strip teaseuse ??? C'est clair, 20% du pays se retrouvera dans cette grande blonde aux seins refaits. Elle fait ce métier par besoin (quand sa maman est tombée malade, l'adolescente a alors du trouver de l'argent facile pour payer les factures) et avoue chercher le grand amour plutôt que les histoires d'un soir. Très attachée à Doudou, son nounours rose, elle se promène avec des chaussures compensées et sera probablement la victime de la mode la plus convaincante dans un film de boules ces 5 prochaines années (une carrière dans le X, vraiment, c'est son destin).
Christophe, c'est un petit peu le mec de tous les jours. Sympa, marrant, et assez discret. Il s'est déjà apparement tapé la bourge et n'a donc vraiment ni aucun honneur, ni aucun goût.
Un des 2 bellatre de la bande, Jean Edouard est un de ces kéké discret et compétent, un travailleur de l'ombre aux regard ravageur. Après avoir shaggé tout son lycée, le voilà dans la piscine du loft à tripotter le plastique fantastique de la niçoise débridée. Il assure donc, et réalisera probablement dans quelques jours le fantasme de tout le pays, i.e. le retourneage de Loana (disponible dans le DVD "Les meilleurs moments qu'on a pas pu passer" qui sortira dès la fin du show).
David n'a malheureusement jamais pensé à se suicider puisque pour lui tout est extase. "Quang jeu marcheu dans la natureu, je vois une fleureu et c'est l'exetase". Il est de Marseille et ne peut pas se retenir de faire des trucs ridicules quand les caméras tournent. Se fera probablement virer par le public en deuxième.
Aziz porte sur ses épaules tous les espoirs de la communauté arabe française. Véritable star du fitness, il mise sur un humour... personnel et des abdos pour coincer n'importe quelle petite touffe qui passe. Sa devise: "Avec les femmes, c'est satisfait ou remboursé. Et je rembourse en liquide"... Vous avez compris ??
Steevy c'est mon préféré. Mélange de fiotte introvertie et de star de cinéma, c'est le coiffeur idéal, le confident de toute une génération. Adepte de doc et deefool depuis son plus jeune age, il sait écouter et offrir une épaule solide et tendre à la fois, fragile mais tenace aux gens autour de lui. Véritable boule d'amour, Steevy aime beaucoup les autres et rayonne sans compter. Quoi que vous ayez comme problème, il comprendra. Il cache probablement une sale histoire dans son enfance (on en saura plus bientot, à leur prochaine murge) et se confiera à mireille Dumas dans le prochain numéro de TV névroses.
Profitez bien de lui, il va pas rester longtemps. Aussi bienvenu qu'une Bentley sur le parking de Carrefour, ce pauvre Philippe doit être la honte de sa famille catholique et bien pensante. Véritable "acteur" ridicule, il se trouve extraordinairement marrant et pense vraiment à se lancer dans le métier de comique. Fatigué par les discussions incessantes sur le thème du cul, il se met déjà à l'écart d'un groupe dans lequel il n'a rien à foutre.

Ma prédiction pour le futur:
Steevy se tape Kenza.
J. Edouard se tape la biatch blonde
Philippe se fait virer
Aziz tente de violer Loana et finit par la tuer avec un couteau de cuisine.
Steevy,qui tente de s'interposer, finit dans la piscine avec Philippe dans la piscine et découvre son attirance pour les garçons.
Le monde découvre que Laure est un mec et David aussi, mais trop tard.
La deuxième soirée disco finit en partouze.

Ah ben c'est cool le lundi matin...

26 April 2001

Pour ceux qui aiment les trucs inutiles genre "internet-infographico-delirium":

S I N G L E C E L L .
Un clic droit sur cette page pour rire un peu.
Qui sait ou acheter des billets de concert en Suisse ?
ArsDigita Systems Journal: What can we learn from Jakob Nielsen? (by Philip Greenspan) Guy makes a lot of sense, been reading his stuff all day without any intent of doing so (not a known guru?). Brought to my attention by this sad story.
Pour ceux d'entre vous qui se demandaient ce qu'est une inflammation du sigmoïde:
"Elle est causée par des diverticules, petites rides dans la paroi de l'intestin, très fréquentes chez des sujets de plus de 40 ans. Les dépôts de matière à l'intérieur de ces diverticules peuvent causer une inflammation. Dans ses poussées aigues, la maladie nécessite une diète absolue, un repos au lit et un traitement sous forme de perfusions et d'administration d'antibiotiques."
Todd, u still here, reading, posting ?? I checked the bohellz team:

Indie Roux F
nico nicoF
Christian MF
jaune le jauneF
Richy JoyeF
Elwood BluesF
Breizh AtaoB (Breton)
StefanoI
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laurent bolliF
thaIVANF
tm tmmE
Alex VettoF
John Wayne (Moof)F


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Ce matin, jai lu l'article dans le train et me suis honteusement marré.
"Jusqu'à présent, D. n'a pas eu de chance dans la vie. Il est devenu malentendant après une crise d'épilepsie quand il avait trois ans. La semaine, il allait à Fribourg, dans une école pour sourds et muets. Il apprenait le langage des signes, donc des mains. Depuis qu'il a perdu trois doigts (le pouce a pu être greffé), il éprouve des difficultés pour communiquer avec les sourds, ses copains d'infortune. Et il ne lui est pas facile de lire sur les lèvres, car l'un de ses yeux, le droit, est en verre. D. n'a pas fabriqué la bombe. Il a eu le malheur de se trouver dans l'appartement de H. quand elle a explosé."
En effet. D. n'a pas de chance...
Bought Black and White after:
- I burned out
- The France vs Portugal game was over after 30 minutes
- I read this review
Let's hope my video card will be able to do it, and Joystick's opinion proves wrong.

25 April 2001

pagesblanches.ch
pagesjaunes.ch
Both are finally free. And you can even call someone from your computer. Cool.
le principe d'intro est bonard en fait la plupart des sites de http://www.blasfem.com/ sont vraiment cool, saloperie de CanadZien

babysmasher.com (via memepool)
en voila un nom sympa pour une marque d'habits, le site par contre est pas mal !

24 April 2001


LOL

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JUSTICE - Le stockage de 8000 images avait provoqué une panne informatique.
Accusé de pornographie, un ex-collaborateur de la TSR comparaît devant le tribunal
«Pourquoi est-ce que vous stockiez toutes ces images?» demande le président du tribunal. R. répond que c'est «par pure curiosité».
Looking for a job ?
Swissôtel Hotels & Resorts to be sold to Raffles Holdings; Swissôtel brand to remain
I really don't care as long as I get my f****** miles from these people...
Man!!!!!
"UK health officials are investigating a suspected case of foot-and-mouth disease in a human."
Leave the country, leave the country!! Paco, u come back NOW!
Black & White IA
pathetic.com
The best links in the biz are found on memepool.com

23 April 2001

CNET reports that Sony has released its Aibo Master Studio software suite, which lets owners of the Aibo ERS-210 -- Sony's second-generation robot dog -- program their digital pets. The software allows Aibo owners to create programs that include commands for the dog to follow. The programs can then be transferred from a PC to the Aibo via Sony's Memory Stick. Owners can program the Aibo to perform routines that include waving, dancing, and push-ups. Sony's Aibo Master Studio software suite is available for US$500. Obedience school for Aibo - Tech News - CNET.com

22 April 2001

"We had fun doing that. Finally a client that let me make the deusign choices."
A private joke for Nico and Ivan. A rumantsch version, and the lousiest URL ever.
Lenox Lewis got nailed. What was supposed to be a routine fight turned to a big pain in the ass for that guy. No Tyson-Lewis.
"It's definitely the challenge," the 38-year-old Jordan said Saturday on NBC, adding that he isn't ready to say he'll return next season. "I'm not coming back for money, I'm not coming back for the glory. I think I left the game with that, but the challenge is what I truly love."
NFL Draft this week end. The big annual meat market.
Dallas sucked again, Miami is trying to lure R. Williams out of New Orleans.

21 April 2001

I'm featured on bloggger's homepage. Fame, FAME!!!!
Ladies, remember that please...

20 April 2001

Man Serves 29 Years for Breaking Window Jamaica even better than the us
Hey, I'm new in here.
first link
Lau, I know u will be interested in this.
If you are at work, do NOT click here (really hard, can u wait?) or here (Barbie bondage... lol...)
Fasthack.com digest:
NChinck, LOL, requires windows media.
Millennium's End: The Fandom Menace is a documentary chronicling the anticipation for Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace during the two years prior to the movie's release in May 1999.
21st century marketing. Really cool trend, but not new at all. I would naturally communicate that way I think. Cheaper, funnier.
"On a winter morning in downtown Seattle, four men in beige trench coats and white turtlenecks stake out street corners, then plop down their soapboxes and step into position. "People of Seattle, [...] listen to me. I have a message for you: Move your life onward - advance your career [pause] upward.[...]"
Religious men? Hardly. These proselytizers are salesmen for HotJobs.com, one of the top online employment sites. Each "evangelist" is accompanied by black-clad disciples bestowing promotional schwag - die-cut cardboard arrows bearing HotJobs' new slogan "Onward. Upward." - and a chance to win dinner atop the Space Needle. "
Matcher should be here in a few days.
We come in peace.
"More than 60 federal Web sites violate U.S. privacy rules by using unauthorized software to track the browsing and buying habits of Internet users, according to a congressional report."
NY-LHR in 40 minutes. Kewl. And hopefully not based on concorde technology...
So MS seems to be serious about that clippy shite for Office XP. The logic behind it is pretty cool however.
Eeggs.com - Movies : Films : Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace : Blade Runner Spinners Nice easter-egg site. Also a good definition of what "trolling" is, nice job "Lil'Bro"

19 April 2001

cheerz mates ... here's a spiffy entertaining bit ... at least i thought it was ... the moves are really well done
http://www.ermac.org/media/StickFight3.swf
you have to let it load for quite a while until you can press play, it's huge .. worth it tho.
Trois personnes dans un bar ont consommé chacune une bière coûtant 10F. Il ont donc réglé 30F. Cependant la serveuse veut leur rendre 5 francs. Comment partager 5 francs en 3 ? Elle décide de rendre 3 francs et d'en garder 2 pour elle.
Faisons les comptes chaque client a déboursé 9 francs soit au total 3X9=27F plus les 2F de la serveuse, nous voici à 27+2=29 francs.

Où est passé le dernier franc?
Opera Software - Mouse Gestures in Opera They still have some small adds that show up in the navigation bar, but this gesture feature is a keeper.
Nintendo delays Gamecube in Japan - fuck the world, don't anyone talk to me today
J-Track 3D
"What you will see (assuming your system supports this JAVA applet) is a plot in 3-dimensions showing the position of these satellites. Be sure to try the "Satellite" pull-down menu to choose which satellite you wish to view."
Spertus vs. Kozmo.com. We can now wave the Kozmo case in the face of spammers.
So who is going to Computer this year ?
24-27/04/01
It sucks each year but we definitly gotta get there to see Netface's latest marketing efforts in action...

18 April 2001

Can You Break Windows XP Security?
"Microsoft quietly put a new test site online last Saturday to let hackers attempt to breach Windows XP's security. Microsoft placed a version of Windows XP Home Edition online in a configuration that resembles a typical user's home setup. The Web site will help Microsoft determine configuration settings that it can recommend to potential users of the new OS." (via mfb (gotta find a kewl and short name for you marco...))
Wired - The Spy Who Lost Me
"The cases open only when supplied with the proper codes. Hopefully, those forgetful agents will manage to remember the codes, since the cases have a built-in electronic self-destruct mechanism that erases a laptop's hard drive if the case is opened by force.
The briefcases also have a tracking feature that allows a computer gone astray to call home for help. And while the machine waits for rescue, the case will shield it from damage by rain, cold, heat and bombs. "
sexiestgeekalive.com, could have been nico.com
Register someone ?
Can't find out if this is a real or fake site.
Are dead people dead ?
"Bondeson's book fully explores the various methods that were used in the past to make sure someone was really, not just "apparently," dead.
[...] Other doctors preferred to insert hot pokers into various orifices, pinch nipples with pliers, and vigorously yank on the tongue of a presumed corpse in order to ascertain that their patients were quite dead.
Tongue-pulling became so popular that a device was created to automate the procedure. The suggested modus operandi was to clamp the maybe-dead person's tongue to the machine and then turn a crank that rapidly moved the tongue in and out of the patient's mouth."
Boo! And the 100 Other Dumbest Moments in e-Business History
"In November 2000, the Internet Underground Music Archive -- a.k.a. IUMA.com -- posts the following on its website: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we are overjoyed to present you with the ten winners of our ‘Name Your Baby IUMA' Contest. Congratulations to these bold, beautiful babies -- Iuma Thornhill, Iuma Ross, Iuma Becht, Iuma Carlton, Iuma Farish, Iuma Devi, Iuma Godfrey, Iuma Daigre, Iuma Radnedge and Iuma Hebert!" Each baby is guaranteed $5,000 (and, presumably, a childhood full of schoolyard beatings)."
5 patents to watch
Jackass show. MTV every night from 23:30 to 0:00.
Don't miss it.
Important precision.
I heard the recount story, but no one really cared when it got proved wrong.
"As we plunge into the 21st century, it is time we take a closer look at the technological wonders we create. Here, we try to discover just a little bit more about the world around us through the miracles of science, technology, and preservatives.
We hope you enjoy this educational tour as we work to characterize everybody's favorite Easter candy, the Marshmallow Peep".


Another sick person's page...
lol... choucroute by foodtv.com...
How the average american will attack that piece of alsacian culture...
Stupidity should kill.
Why an article on obviously brainless people ?? i am currently working on a paper saying this : technology is pretty much safe. The problem is what users do with it, i.e. as secure as a credit card number transfer can be, if you do it with a Nassau based porn site, you are in trouble. Nico style simplification: users suck, they should pay.

17 April 2001

IGN took a step back. They now suck as you have to login before accessing any review/preview. I can feel the cross selling/targeted marketing crap coming.
Enigmes.
Multimania sites are cool. But these pop ups are such a pain in the ass.
I was at the Buddha Bar and then the Man Ray on thursday night. Cool places, really nice. A few assholes with top gun style sunglasses at 2am, but that is fashion I guess. Still it hurts when you find out that what you thought was a night life (i.e. what we get here in Switzerland) really is compared to what you have in cities like Paris, London, etc...
le site de l'agence qui ont fait le design du magazine BIG. Un must!!! * G R A F I K O N S T R U C T *
Linus Torvald's advice on MacOSX and... Steve Jobs :Torvalds Takes on Silicon Valley Aristocracy. Following interviews for his upcoming autobiography, Just for Fun: The Story of an Accidental Revolutionary.
As he [Linus] points out in Just for Fun, "tech luminaries" are taken much too seriously. Torvalds notes that, "In the end, people should have their own opinions

14 April 2001

here is a great slashdot thingy: oh and SUN sucks...
GO ALPHA!!!

am i hot or not chief talks scalability



another great base joke: am I all your base or not

11 April 2001

Even with a cheat code it is impossible under FIFA98 ! Football : 31-0
amifuckedornot.com
a mix of 2 things we all like
Girl Talk Ad
Nintendo ad for Conker's Bad Fur Day. Really good, can't get how (when) they aired it in the states...
It is well known that people don't always 'speak their minds', and it is suspected that people don't always 'know their minds'. Understanding such divergences is important to scientific psychology. This web site presents a new method that demonstrates public-private and conscious-unconscious divergences much more convincingly than has been possible with previous methodsThe Implicit Association Test.
Suspenseful action drama in which Gabriel Shear (Travolta), a charismatic and dangerous CIA operative fed up with American beaurocracy, uses a sexy associate, Ginger (Berry), to coerce a computer hacker (Jackman), just released from prison, to steal $9 billion from a DEA slush fund.
Remember The User's Point Of View
..."monthly benchmarks show that users of Windows 98, 2000, and ME are successful a little more than 60% of the time in accomplishing a list of 30 key tasks, ranging from simple actions such as opening and saving files to complex tasks such as manipulating digital photos and music."
MIT to Offer All Courses Online
Really cool move by these people. They are the real innovators in today's web.
KartOO : un nouveau-né chez les moteurs de recherche
Check the interface. It is gonna suck big time.
JDNet Développeurs
Le journal du net, seul site francophone digne de visites quotidiennes, lance un espace développeur qui, si il est au niveau habituel de ce que ces gens produisent, devrait devenir une bonne ressource. A surveiller, in french only.
prenoms/generation les courbes sont etonnamment abruptes.

10 April 2001

Welcome_to_VectorLounge
More programmers going "Extreme"

one of the reference site

for those of us on the
client side of the software spiel (akso on the wiki).
webpratique.ch will take you to decourroux.ch
One of the most pathetic page ever. The guy should start a sect as he seems to have a quite impressive natural capital for that.
"- Quels sont vos objectifs ? Mes objectifs sont d'être toujours davantage au service et à l'écoute du Seigneur Jésus Christ afin d'accomplir Ses plans pour ma vie. J'ai vécu des expériences où j'ai été comme un outil dans la main de Dieu pour apporter une transformation merveilleuse dans la vie de certaines personnes. Je veux vivre cela le plus possible pour apporter le message de l'Evangile dans un monde qui en a tant besoin. A court terme, un nouveau CD, POUR TOI, verra le jour d'ici l'automne. A écouter et à faire écouter..."

"- Le mot de la fin ? Je voudrais dire à chacun que Dieu a tout créé parfaitement et que, si tu es sur cette terre, ce n'est pas le fruit du hasard ou d'un accident. Tu es précieux aux yeux de Dieu et, si tu le cherches, tu trouveras la destinée qu'Il a prévue pour toi. Cette vie-là vaut la peine d'être vécue. J'espère avoir pu " contaminer " et donner envie aux jeunes surtout de vivre une vie d'aventures passionnante avec Jésus christ. Une vie où l'on se bat en sachant pourquoi on se bat. Une vie pleine, riche et utile. Une vie de victoire dans la main de Dieu."

" Je puise ma motivation dans le désir de communiquer, par mes chansons, ma foi en Dieu, mon espérance et mon amour de la Vie" - Ph.Decourroux

Keep that guy away from your kids.
And why not start a fake band page on nico's server, with pictures of all of us dressed like 80s stars ??
Friends for Todd
These guys look really nice. Why not get there and do some Pro-MS things during the meetings ?
Swiss wines
Publish.com
..."In contrast, low-budget bottom-feeder zines don’t worry much about size of readership. With little investment at risk, the primary motive is personal gratification–seldom profit–and the style of such zines is therefore often quirky and experimental. If there’s an audience that clicks with the material, it shows up via word of mouth. The process works bottom-up, by attraction, not top-down and intrusively, like demographic segmentation and targeting."
Aikman retires. Football loses a great player, but no one will care around here...
Life is a bitch these days....

09 April 2001

Understand why js sucks.

06 April 2001

IE 6 Switches to Standards
Webmonkey's article. Apparently they finally turned to standards.
Hahooa (via Marco)
Dig that, interesting... Another's age internet, different aesthetics, cool writing (doing fine on IE5.5)
I'm being told WinMX is the new & cool Napster thing .. Not really my cup of tea, but if anyone is interested it's here
A Failure to Communicate
Great article on the relation between designers and usability advocates.
AMEN.FR
Get a domain name for 80 FRF... So everybody do it please.
le site d'une maison d'édition pour frimer avec vos copains programmeurs dgv - die gestalten verlag

05 April 2001

My WiredNews digest (for personal use)
Bush's World Impact
Why Europe and America are worlds apart
Guns:
The European view: Lethal weaponry enabling alienated American high-school internet enthusiasts to massacre their unsuspecting classmates
The US view: Constitutionally enshrined form of protection enabling high-school students to defend themselves against attempted massacres by their alienated classmates

Foot and mouth:
The European view: Hugely problematic catastrophe that threatens the global importance of Britain's agricultural industry
The US view: Yet another reason to steer clear of London, like BSE, pickpockets, and the aftermath of war in nearby Bosnia

New details on cause of midair crash
World War III is underway.
can you all see my new server ?
The technical-savvy can even give me the ping they get.
Does anybody know of any redirectors that DONT include banners ?
(not like this)
size matters

04 April 2001

Good ol' eighthies : Amiga, le retour
this guy writes some awesome progs and amazingly gives them away for free. bunch of stuff there, thightly coded, well described. nico check it out, there's some programming tools, scripts, web server soft, networkin tools galore etc etc ... www.analogx.com
The comment counter does not work on purpose (see www.blogvoices.com), I would like to give it a shot to give a use to my new computer.
What I need is everybody's input as to what the required features should be. If I get none I will simply mimick what blogvoices does until now.
The comments counter does not work. I'll check it. Comments are still there thou.
learn how to do some money through online scams, full description...

03 April 2001

dumb news
Funny, Linux that runs on Windows WinLinux 2000
Le blog ou le reality Web
In the same flavor ...

Bored? Build a Bridge!
If you haven't tried Bridge Builder already I heartily recommend you give it a shot. Be warned, though, that it's insanely addictive--so if you have any responsibilites in your life, such as a spouse, pet, or plant--you might want to pass it up.
It's only 122k, so if you're bored waiting for that Black and White download to finish try it out at http://bridgebuilder.8m.com
zefrank.com
Cool little demos and graphical games.
When Is A Robbery Not A Robbery? When The Court of Appeals Is Insane
I really like this piece of american life, the guy gives us a lesson. Take a chance, shoot the guy, or you may be in trouble. Constructive, primal thinking. And "Religious Art in Public Schools" is the previous topic. Can he see his own irony ?

02 April 2001

Tokyo Game Show 2001: Solid Snake Caught Masturbating
Check out the most amazing Final Fantasy movies you have ever seen. These 9 MPEGs are breathtaking.
Britney Pepsi commercial diary
Parrot??? I am certain Nico will freak on this one
Precinct design from the land of IKEA
Look at this girl name ! and she likes ASP.....ASPToday. Lau any comments ?